Soccer AM bio's!

Some information about cast and crew of Soccer AM that you may not have known!

SHEEPHEAD!
Real Name: Joe Worsley
Description: Sheephead does the very funny 'topless weather' every week, which has even been known to be bottomless too! He also appears in the doors with Fenners and most recently has been the very fluent Spanish man. He's called sheephead because….well just look at his hair! Told me he feels flattered when taking a photo with other people. Supports Bolton - he's on his own then!

COLONEL!
Real Name: Neil Smythe.
Description: Neil is of course The Colonel. He is also the every funny and slightly believable David Furniture. Supports Oxford (Up the Kassam - the size of a mouse!) Thinks Ginger is the 'funny one' and not colonel. He looks a lot like a horse! Neigh!!

ROCKET!
Real Name: James Long.
Description: He's the little boy who's rubbish at growing. Rumours he's having a long time affair with Helen. He worked for four years every Saturday on Soccer Am without getting paid. Has a very good accent of a gay boy – does this suggest something? Is crap at learning his lines and so is sacked every week. ROCKET YOUR FIRED

ROBBIE KNOX / THE TRAMP!
Real Name: Robbie Knox
Description: Is growing his hair - maybe for the rockstar look? Is DESPERATE! He is the very entertaining Ginger and Fixtures man. Used to be the King of naming things with ‘Theeeese'… Lately his titled has fallen down to his feet and has failed. Never trust him to put your name on the guest list - he always forgets Is Lovejoy's favourite target for practical joke (such as taking Robbie's joke material and replacing it for one he hasn't learnt lines for!) He is a twin *so we think!* And remember, he is desperate, so if there is anyone who fancies him email soccer am at socceram@bskyb.com

FENNERS!
Real Name: John Fendley
Description: The funniest guy on the show. He does numerous acts including - the scotch expert, referee Gallagher and always appears in the doors. Thinks he is too old to wear sweatbands. I told him not to care and wear them. Was the best man at Seadog's wedding. (Seadog is the Badgers appallingly rubbish goalkeeper) He has a huge sized nose. Shocking!

(Thanks to Kirsty for writing all this out)