Full Name: Kelvin Farrell (aka pjthefarmer )

D.O.B:  Oooh a true man never tells, but I will, 7th August 1986

Location: Ardee, Co. Louth, Paddyland

Profession: Student

Marital Status: She's in the post

Interesting Fact: My third football team is Cardiff City FC

Lovejoy or Chamberlain: Lovejoy! The man's a legend

Who do you support and why: Manchester United, one reason - Le King *bows to Cantona shrine*

Most hated team and why: Liverpool because they're the scum, but Man City come a close second.

Your most favourite footballer: Roy Keane, he is Ireland!

Your least favourite footballer: Alan Shearer, good footballer, but hey, ditch the Nazi salute celebration